Nature is for sissies

That is the only conclusion I can come to after searching through the first couple pages of profiles for people who listed "nature" as one of their interests. I can't believe that I, master of all that is hip and studly, am associated with such folks.
Nature is interesting to a bunch of Sallies and Leonards trying to get in touch with themselves by experiencing the world. Weird. Perhaps, when you climb a tree or grow a blossom, you are discovering and living those actions in your soul. Hehe. What silliness.
Rather, gardening simply allows us to express the soul. Those blooms really exist in my heart. That is why I choose the various colors.
Lavender is the gentle bits that I never reveal, golden yellow is my inner sunshine (normally hidden by the bitterness), white is the purity that I hold so tightly to (ha!), and reds are just there to entertain us all.
Also, it seems that nature must be interesting to our oh-so-vengeful God. God is a sissy. At least, if you follow my logic, that is how it must be.

Peace out.