I'll be swingin'...

Well, the seventh day rolls around again and so I come to you here at the properly appointed day and hour. I have much to share and very little ambition. So...pretty much the status quo for me.

Good news to report on the front of punk-biatch fake gangstas. The leader of last weekend's travesty got what was coming to him. It is always nice when bad things happen to those that have earned it. This is a policy that I believe is better suited to the micro-level as, if applied to the macro, we would have a world with entirely too much violence. Hard to believe that we could have more than the current level, but, we must recall, it can always be worse.

I don't believe that I have mentioned this to you folks as of late, but I thought I should tell you what it is that has caused the divisive nature of politics in this day and why there is any sort of conflict between conservatives and liberals these days.
Blame can be place firmly on the wonderful little invention that most all of us have come to adore. That is correct folks, it is The Pill. The one and only.
Simply put, conservatives refuse to use it and liberals don't. When The Pill first came on the market it received wide acceptance from the more progressive portions of our population, but was rejected by many of those on the regressive side. This was over thirty years ago so we (folks around my age) are the result of such things. You still see families that are heaped to their crotches in babies, like the Taubels, but, on the whole, there is a much smaller quantity of these beastly families.
Unfortunately, when people hump constantly, and without protection, they can create enough little ones to more than offset a multitude of the more controlled and less selfish families. This is a tricky beast and, horridly, is a beast of the cyclical nature. Cons produce many babies who then produce many babies and so on.
In addition to the pill, you will, generally, see more progressives that are likely to have abortions rather than bringing unwanted children into the world. So, their populations are even further thinned.
The only hope for liberals is to put an end to this. But this is not to be done by abandoning our roots and turning to excessive baby making. Instead, along with promoting the push forward of things like the morning after pill, liberals must actively work to withhold childmaking from conservatives. Advertising could work, but it might be easier to simply encourage your friends (openly or sneakily) to keep from sexing it up with any conservatives. This means no more pecker poppin' or poonular penetration for Tommy, Brooke Stevenson, the young people of my church, most of my relatives, and about 30,000,000 others. There are more conservative voters, but I think they aren't getting sex anyway and, for some folks, that lacking has been enough to turn them conservative. Anyway, I will gladly take on the yoke of grumpier relatives if that means that we have less babies and fewer wars. These are things I support and with actively work to achieve them.
Now, who is with me? The time to act is upon us.
I am working on a catchy slogan for this crusade, so, if you have a suggestion, send it along.

Peace out.