R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg

Mitch was found dead in his hotel on wednesday night. No news has been released as of yet.

Some quotes:
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're relentless."
"I don't own a cell phone or a paget. I just hang around everone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'What?' and turn my head slightly."

"An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an 'Escalator temporarily out of order' sign, just 'Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'"
"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease that you can get yell at for having. 'Dammit Otto, you're an alcoholic.' 'Dammit Otto, you have Lupus.' One of those two doesn't sound right."
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to too."

Peace.