Ooops...I crapped my pants

New contest:

Last night I was awakened by my need to use the rest room as I had decided to empty the water pitcher and most of the lemonade pitcher before I hit the hay. So, I staggered in, turned on the light (for some odd reason), did my biz, and headed back to bed. Of course, when I turned off the light, I was blind as a blind person (only without the heightened hearing and smell). As I continued my walk to bed I suddenly had the door to my room slam shut in my face. The air pressure had caused it to move quite quickly and probably would have hurt me if I had been a couple inches farther ahead. It was a narrow miss to say the least and, even without thinking of the threat of bodily harm (I was too groggy for that), it scared me something fierce. I went to bed disturbed, I haven't been frightened like that in some time.
Anyway, this is the point of the post, we have a new contest. Give us the most recent incident that scared the poopity out of you. Not the scariest ever, 'cause that is subject to too much selective memory and because I don't feel like searching my mind to find that one, just give us the most recent. (Us? Ha.) We will judge (because judging is fun for humans) and the winner gets a prize. I figure all people should get a prize when they are frightened in a truly interesting and perhaps hilarious manner. Let me know if you want the prize to be a surprise or if you would prefer to know what you are getting yourselves into.

Don't be shy.

Peace out.